“Give Matt another hour.We want him to be good tonight.” -Natalie
“Try my fat white mammy’s ass!” -Natalie
“No matter what, it will rise.” -Matt
“I am inspired by large, hairy men.” -Matt
“Release the robotic Richard Simmons!” -Owen
“They all rise for me.” -Natalie
“We’ve got purple worms!” -Tasha
“I bent my wookie!” -Aaron
“Okay, so I climbed into bed with Trevor this morning…” -Owen
“Rug-a-bee” -Owen
“BBBEELLLLLLLCCCCHHHHH!!!!” -Matt
“Bad! No, bad! Bend over! BEND OVER!” -Nat to Sam
“Turkey orgasm” -The Sluts with the Hearts
“We’ve got blood!” -Natalie
“I made a dollar the hard way.” -Sam
“And I stuck it in his pants.” -Bree
“And she missed.” -Sam
“You have a penis. That makes you bad.” -Natalie
“Nice pants” -Matt
“Yeah, I can fit Mexican refugees in them.” -Lauren
“Hola!” -Matt
“Gimme a CRACK! Gimme a WHORE! What’s that spell? BORDO!” -Lauren
“They came, they saw, they drank some Mountain Dew. And then they probably didn’t win anyway.” -Lauren
“Doin’ the ‘Bull Dance’, feelin’ the flow.” -Martin
“It’s the only way a chick will sleep in Malone’s room.” -Martin
“At this point, if you told me 1+1=2 I’d believe you.” -Bree
“What provokes one to say what one says at this time of day?” -Chandra
“Troy, I love you! And if I could get there, I’d bow down before you!” -Bree
“Does he (Hans) usually peter out after 2 1/2 minutes?” -Challenge Guy
“Well, usually I’m proud if he nails a minute.” -Bree
“Let me pass that on to those who need to know.” -Challenge Guy
“Who exactly is in your bed?” -Bree
“I never am completely sure.” -Chandra
“Welcome to our celebration of things that don’t mean a thing.” -KVSC
“I know what’s best! I’m the host!” -Chandra
“I’m straddling you.” -Sam
“And I’m straddling Emily.” -Matt
“This is kinky.” -Emily
“Now all we need is a trampoline!” -Sam
“What a tramp!” -Some fat duck on TV
“Apple Jacks don’t taste like apples or jacks. Grape nuts don’t taste like grapes or nuts. But Lucky Charms do. They taste like leprechauns.” -Aaron
“Klaus, this is getting pretty thick.” -Natalie
“Bree, I don’t know if this quote board was the best or worst idea of Triv Weekend.” -Natalie
“I’m sorry, Kayleen, I just had to molest you once. Now, everyone had to find out. UUUGH! UUUGH! UUUGH!” -Steph
“Don’t do that! I’m the one who has to clean it up!” -Chandra
“Titty on the wall! Titty on the wall!” -Sam & Steph
“We just pulled 60 points out of our ass.” -Steve
“You look like a gay Cuban housewife.” -Jessa to Bordo
“Who stole the tongue from my shoe?” -Dylan
“What’s smaller than a Zepplin?” -Chandra
“Do you really want me to answer that?” -Steve
“You haven’t even gotten to the mirror yet!” -Chandra
“But I feel beautiful!” -Tuman
“When they’re least expecting it, or even if they are, just give it to them right in the ass!” -Chandra
“Insert sword here.” -Emily to Sam
“I’m a lard-ass.” -Bordo
“I can’t believe I’m making out with a stuffed dragon.” -Jessa
“Now I’m imagining everyone naked.” -Tuman
“Sam deflowered me first. With his mouth, no doubt.” -Bree
“I am not a heterosexual! I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body!” -Matt
“Excuse me, can I go put my clothes back on now?” -Emily