“Nothing ever happens in Monticello, ever, I guess.” -Matt
“Nice phallic lighthouse.” -Joel
“I thought he was an actor… Oh, he was Eric Estrata. Sorry.” -Joel
“Steve Johnson is the woman without arms.” -Joel
“There’s Trivia Porn?” -April
“Do it again! Do it again!” -Angie
“Bunny grunt!” -Matt, triumphantly
“OK. Getting tired of flying meat.” -Keri
“It wasn’t like I whipped it out, it came upon its own.” -Joel
“Would you like to see my Beefinator?” -Joel
“It’s like Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the radio, on crack… Only B-grade.” -April
“Mmmmmmm… Heroine” -Joel
“We should get extra points because we have a hamster.” -Anne
“DJs should not be allowed to stutter, only callers.” -Who is going to claim this quote?
“Everybody wants chemo these days.” -Anne
“Viagra or vegetables?” -Matt
“We had, uh… We had a book…” -Matt
“Did we get an orange vibrator or only a grape?” -April
“Grape should have been enough.” -Josh
“Sounds like ‘boner’.” -Michael
“Rub the wood for luck.” -Anne
“Iraq is so ghetto.” -Sam (Playing long-distance from Bagdad)
“Sometimes you just get in the mood and grab Nicole Kidman.” -Angie
“Boobarific” -A candy heart
“What are you looking for?” -Keri
“A phone.” -Michael
“There aren’t any.” -Keri
“Hut up! You’re lying!” -Michael
“Matt’s going to keep doing the dog.” -Natalie
“Don’t say that!” -Matt
“911. What’s your emergency?” -Challenge Line
“Real Dolls will now come with bottom teeth standard.” -The Real Doll Website
“This feels weird when you’re doing that while talking to my boyfriend.” -Natalie
“I can’t dance, but at least it’s impossible to embarass myself.” -Natalie
“When id doubt, fuck it!” -Natalie
“Fuck it?” -Matt
“In a bucket.” -Natalie
“Caffinate me!” -Matt
“And she pinched a guy with her ass and left a bruise.” -April
“I felt my rectum pucker.” -Matt
“There can’t be that many Fracaswell Hymans.” -Joel
“Did you make his anus bleed?” -Natalie
A look of guilt. -Jen