“Your can is glaring!” -Joel to Anne
“Deathtrap-slash-chair, same thing.” -Joel
“The chill of death has surrounded Joel. Oh well.” -Anne
“You have to keep your retard chilled for freshness.” -Matt
“Go to tricks.com!” -Jen
“We chewed it open.” -Jen
“Did you say ‘taco’?” -Joel
“I said ‘cupcake’.” -Matt
“Oh.” -Joel, disappointed
“All I see is a big blue ball in my face.” -Joel
“Oh, good. An oversexed cow.” -Jen
“The more I learn, the dumber I get” -Sarah
“I’m eager, moist, and freshly douched.” -“It’s the Karate, Kid! The Musical” Soundtrack
“Did he win the ‘Smarmiest Man on Earth’ award?” -Sam, from Germany
“Wait, did they just say it was reggae hour?” -Michael
“Ha-ha, sucker!” -Matt
“Shut up, you bastard!” -Michael
“Um, can you get the dog off the keyboard?” -Mary
“Are you saying I’m a wallflower?” -Cristina
“No, I’m saying you’re a retard.” -Joel
“Check it out! The bacteria in here could end your life!” -Sarah
“Cheeeeeese!” -Keri
“Mom never hears about this! Never!” -Matt to Andy
“My tongue feels hairy!” -Michael
“There is way too much hardness going on. We are readjusting.” -Matt
“Is this shrimp on my roll?” -Jessica
“I find it ironic that it ways ‘Nude Beach Life Guard’ and you’re wearing a shirt.” -Joel to Josh
“You should get a tatoo instead.” -Jessica
“I can’t get my stick in the hole.” -Aja
“I always have that problem.” -Joel
“Hi, this is Team 15 for question 6. Can I get a partial on ‘Satan’?” -Sarah
“Who puts chicken in an omlette? Isn’t that against evolution?” -Joel
“Scotty Mayfield hasn’t been paying his bills.” -Anne
“I kinda like that battery. I want to beat people with it.” -Joel
“This is team 15 with an answer for sex. High miler.” -Joel
“Where are the ‘Shaun of the Dead’ questions- I’ve seen that about 100 times. Or the chocolate chips cookie dough ones. I’m eating that right now. They never ask anything I’m prepared for.” -Sam, from Germany
“Stephan’s Dream is about each other. It’s a wet one.” -Sam, from Germany
“We just got the big one from Ms. Thang.” -Keri
“It’s Jo McMullen in heat!” -Matt
“That was cold.” -Joel