“Nothing beats the thong chick, though.” -Joel
“Where’s the quote board?” -Michael
“Someone’s got poo on the phone bank.” -Angie
“I’m the English to Spaghetti translator.” -Joel
“KVSC is a four-letter word.” -Angie
“The Damn Yankees weren’t a rock band, they were crap!” -Joel
“No! Elvis! He’s two-thirds donkey!” -Andy
“Match the shape with the hole.” -Anne
“I’ll dwell in your tab.” -Joel
“Someone sucked off a bull?” -Jen
“Hey! I only did that once!” -Josh
“You can fill a book with what I don’t know about Harry Pooter.” -Mike Trivia
“How do you spell ‘pooter’?” -Joyce
“What time does China open?” -Pixie (Andy)
“But I have no problem putting it in my mouth.” -Josh
“Bacö’on!” -Natasha, Jodi, & Sarah
“It was a big, long name that ended in ‘unch’.” -Sarah
“Cream me, baby!” -Angie
“How many times have I been labelled socially inept today?” -Joel
“Many, many times.” -Jen
“Muffin down! Muffin down!” -Joel
“Tim, where did you find that?” -Ruth
“I dunno, there were just a bunch of words there.” -Tim, after finding “The Shimmy”
“I have a problem where every time I go down something pops up.” -Joel
“I want a lake of Jell-O!” -Angie
“That’s 3 billion, 600 million packages of ramen.” -Mary
“But there’s 6 billion people in the world.” -Anne
“There’s two servings per package!” -Mary
“She’s looking perched!” -Mary
(Falls) “Swing and a miss! There’s a step, there.” -Joel
“Can we make out?” -Joel, to man in Colorado
“Can I get a partial on dicks?” -Sarah
“We don’t want to put the effort in, we just want to get the questions right.” -Sarah
“I’m just going to wear pregnancy pants forever.” -Sarah
“I want a Boney Billy.” -Sarah
“I think Ed works for Google.” -Tim
“The ANGRY DRAGON!”-Matt
“Hey! I’ve got something we can see…” -Matt
“If you lick your palms you get a juicier fart.” -Mary