“I get nervous around cheese balls.” -Sarah
“His long one is white and his beefy one is black.” -Angie
“Behind Sarah there’s an OH MY GOD!” -Angie, in reference to a long cord
“Check it out you guys! This is why they call them grape tomatoes!” -Sarah, holding up a grape and a tomato
“What are you putting in my butt?” -Jessi
“Yes, I can still get it in there without a knob.” -Josh, in regards to a broken laptop
“You go, super Kleenix!” -April, as a napkin is laid on a big puddle of water
“I just looked over and it was just wiggling around.” -Jen
“Now that’s control!” -April
“I spilled my nuts in my lap.” -Josh
“So, what kind of battery do I have, I wonder.” -Michael
“A lickable one!” -Matt
“No, not licking it.” -Michael
“Oh my God! You suck! Shut up!” -Jen
“Is a straight jacket considered clothing?” -April
“Remind me when I get famous to snub you in public.” -Angie
“Proximity equals ability.” -Matt
“Oh, just wipe it up with the baby.” -Matt
“Spoon your way to good health!” -Josh
“Doesn’t that feel nice?” -Michael
“I don’t know!” -Jessi“Sarah, are you hungry?” -Josh
“No, I just ate three pieces of toothpaste and I’m feeling rather bloated.” -Sarah
“Josh has had easy meat. It wasn’t very good. ” -Josh
“There has to be more dicks in Shakespeare!” -Josh
“My ass is so talented. It turns on my cell phone.” -Josh
“Well, happy birthday to your mom.” -KVSC
“What did Hugh Hefner contribute?” -Matt
“Crabs.” -Sarah
“Can I dip my thing in water?” -Jessi
“God screwed us over!” -Josh